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30 September, 2014

India Population 2014



The last Indian census was carried out in 2011. It revealed that the population of India in 2011 was 1,210,193,422.
India is one of only two countries in the world with a population of more than 1 billion people. The second is China, with a population of 1,392,472,656. The next largest country is the United States of America, with a much smaller population of 323 million – around a quarter the size of India.
The rate of population growth in India has slowed considerably in recent years, although it is still growing more quickly than its neigbour China. A recent report from the UN suggests that India’s population will surpass China by 2028, when both India and China will have populations of 1.45 billion.
At the time of writing, the Indian Government hasn’t provided an official population estimate for 2012. The CIA Factbook has provided an estimate of 1,205,073,612 for the July 2012 population of India, but this figure is lower than the official Indian statistic provided above, and should be treated with a reasonable amount of caution, as it is calculated based on US Census Bureau estimates using an unknown formula. According to 2013 estimates, the population of India was 1,255,720,200 and the 2014 estimate is 1,272,904.150.

Largest city in India

India’s largest city is Mumbai, with a population of 12.5 million, closely followed by Delhi, with a population of 11 million. Overall, there are more than 50 urban areas in India with a population of more than one million people.


Mumbai, which used to be called Bombay, has an official population of 12,478,447, although its wider metropolitan area is much larger – home to 18,414,288 people. It has more than doubled in size in the past forty years – in the 1971 census its population was recorded as 5.9 million – although growth has slowed dramatically in the past decade. Overall population density in the city is 20,482 people per square kilometer so, by Indian standards it is not too densely populated.
Delhi, India's second most populous city is home to 11,007,835 people, and its metro area contains 16,314,838 people. Growth in Delhi is even more rapid than Mumbai’s, and it is likely that it will overtake Mumbai to become the largest city in India within a decade. The city has struggled to keep up with growth, though – more than half of its residents live in slums, and the city’s poverty rate is four times the national average. Contained within Delhi’s boundaries is the city of New Delhi, an enclave city which is the official capital city of India. It has a population of 249,998 people.
Other major cities in India are Bengaluru (pop: 8,425,970), Hyberabad (pop: 6,809,970) and Ahmedabad (pop: 5,570,585).

Largest states in India

There are twenty-eight states in India. Their populations range massively in size – the largest holds almost 200 million people, the smallest just over half a million.


India’s largest state is Uttar Pradesh which, with a population of 199,581,520 in 2011, is larger than most countries in the world. If it were a country in its own right, it would be the fifth largest in the world, sandwiched between Indonesia (237 million) and Brazil (192 million).
Two other Indian states are home to more than 100 million people – Maharashta (pop: 112,372,972) and Bihar (pop: 103,804,637). The smallest state in India is Sikkim (pop: 607,688).

Religion in India

The largest religion in India is Hinduism. Figures from the 2011 census have not yet been released, but at the time of the 2001 census, 80.5% of Indians were Hindus. India’s second religion is Islam – 13.4% of Indians are Muslim. Other major religious groups in India are Christians (2.3%), Sikhs (1.9%), Buddhists (0.8%) and Jains (0.4%).
Data about the number of people without religion or the number of atheists in India is not collected, largely because the Indian concept of religion is rather different to concepts of religions held in much of the rest of the world – for example, the main religions in India are able to embrace atheism among their members. People who claimed no religion are officially recorded under ‘other’ by the census, but with only 0.6% of Indians fitting within this category, it is not clear how accurate this figure is.



Ethnicity in India
Data on ethnicity is not collected in the census. The US based CIA World Factbook estimates that India’s population is divided among the following ethnic groups as follows – Indo-Aryan 72%, Dravidian 25%, Mongoloid and other 3% (based on 2000 data).

Language in India
India is home to hundreds of languages. Twenty three of these are spoken by more than one million people, and almost all of them are officially recognised in some form or another in different parts of the country. Generally they can be broken down into two main linguistic families – Indo-Aryan languages, which are spoken by three quarters of Indians, and Dravidian languages, which are spoken by most of the remaining quarter.
Hindi, which is spoken by 422,048,642 people (41.03%)
(Note, at the time of writing, data on language from the 2011 census has not been released. The language data above is based on the results of the 2001 census).

2011 India Census

The 2011 census was the second largest the world has ever seen – second only to China’s census the previous year. It took place in two phases. The first phase, in April 2010, counted all of the buildings in India, and the second phase collected data about the people of India.
The census was a massive exercise, employing millions of Indians. The total cost of the census came to $439 million which, although it seems massive, was actually considerably cheaper per person than most censuses held around the world – the average census costs over $4 per person, whereas the census in India cost just $.50 per person.


The 2011 census was the fifteenth nationwide census carried out in India. The first was held in 1872, although it was not able to cover all of British-held Indian territory. The first comprehensive nationwide census was carried out under the auspices of Lord Ripon, the British Viceroy of India at the time, and counted a population of 288 million in 1881. Since then, a census has been held every ten years in India.

29 September, 2014

Dialogues of Ranbir Kapoor

Famous Ranbir Kapoor dialogues







Raj Sharma (Ranbir Kapoor)
Mahi (Minissha Lamba)

Gayatri (Deepika Padukone)
Radhika (Bipasha Basu)


Love Jab Hota Hai, Jisko Hota Hai, Duniya Badal Deta Hai!
Kismat achchhi ho toh tumhein woh pyar mil jata hai, ek hi shot mein…
Meri baat aur hai, main toh killer hun, mujhe yeah pyar teen baar mila!
Maahi Amritsar ki sabse romantic ladki, aur hum mile kahan? Do  dilo ka mel, on you rail..
Radhika, Raanchi ki ek small town girl, aur meri living girl friend, cool hai na?
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Sidharth Mehra (Ranbir Kapoor ) & Konkana Sen Sharma (Aisha Banerjee) meet in a friend’s party for the very first time.
Konkana: Main tumhein koi galat rai nahin dena chahti
Sid: Haan magar idea toh tumhara he tha naa?
Konkana: I know but…main tumhein janti bhi nai hoon?
Sid: Jaanta toh main bhi nai tumhein?
Konkana: Yeah but listen…its not like that I am going to sleep with you?
Sid: Hoh maine kab kaha I want to sleep with you?
Konkana: Toh tum karte kya ho waisse?
Sid: Main apne Dad ke paisse karch karta hun. (Says it so innocently)
Konkana: College ke baad kya karoge?
Sid: Aaaaa college ke baad bhi main apne Dad ke paisse karch karoonga.
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Premshankar ‘Prem’ S. Sharma (Ranbir Kapoor) & Jenny Pinto (Katrina Kaif) they cross ways accidently.
Ranbir: Prem Naam Hai Mera Prem Chopra…Prem Naam Hai Mera, Prem Chopra…Hehehe, aati kya Khandala?
Katrina: Ab uss kutte ke liye mujhe Khandala aana padega?
Ranbir: Kutta?
Ranbir: Is Bahane Hamari Dosti To Ho Gayi…
Katrina: Wo Kab Huyi…? Tum Bhi Mera Sath Doge…
Ranbir: Hamesha Jenny…No Complaints…No Demands.


Ranbir: Uncle, iss town ko happy rakhane ke liye hum ek chhota sa ‘Happy Club’ kholna 

chahte hain. Aap humein do coffin ki jagah de dijiye, hum pancho zinda ussi mein adjust 

kar leinge.

Ranbir: Challo khana khatein hain.

Friend: Paisse toh hai nahin?

Ranbir: Arey don’t worry free khayeinge.

Friend 2: Phirr se yahin?








Waiter: Arey aaj phir aa gaye?
Friend: Tameez se baat karo. President aye hain…

Waiter: Arey bol aisse rahe ho desh ke President aye hain?
Friend: Aye ho jayeinge ek din woh bhi ho jayeinge
Friend2: Baat karta hai?
Ranbir: Order le

Friend1: Chaar (4) tandoori chicken
Friend2: Do (2) bheja fry,
Friend3: Ek mutton gravvy
F4: Ek tangar kebab
Ranbir: Arey yaar phir wahi. Kitni baar kaha hai mere saath vegeterian khaya karo.Mujhe chicken aur mutton ki smell se ulti atti hai.
Friend2: Mr. President majority non-veg. wallon ki hai
Ranbir: Khao paap lagega. Mere liye ek kadhai paneer aur ek daal fry.
Waiter: Nikaalo 1350 Rs.

Ranbir & Friends: Kya khanne ke pehle paisse? Ye kahan ka rule hua bhai?
Ranbir’s Father: Badhiyaa rule hai…aap jaisse muft khoron ke liye banaya hai khaas.

Ranbir: Kya hai papa aaj humari halat thodi tight hai…
Father: Papa bete ka rishta ghar mein…dhande mein nahin
Ranbir: Ok, Shivshankar!

Father: Besharam Baap ko naam se bullata hai?
Ranbir: Papa nai keah sakta. Naam nahin le sakta toh bolon kya?
Father: Tu kuch mat bol. Paisse nikaal.

Ranbir: David, chaabi la.
David: Lekin daddy?
Ranbir: Abbe tere Daddy mahaan insaan hain. Devata samaan hain.
Father: Haan haan main toh rakshas hun?
Ranbir: Aath (eight) lakh ki gaadi hai. Kal paisse deke gaadi leke jaoonga.

Father: (Takes the keys) Theek hai sab ko khaana do
Ranbir: Fresh haan. Kal ka bacha khucha nahin. Look kya de rahe ho? Khaana leke aao.
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Harpreet Singh Bedi (Ranbir Kapor)
Ranbir: Hi, I am Harpret Singh Bedi. Good morning. Good morning. 38% in 10th. 38% in 12th. 39% in B.Com. This is Harpreet Singh Bedi (practicing for an interview while getting ready for the day )
Friend: Tu karega kya? (At a friend’s party)
Ranbir: S.A.L.E.S. (Proudly & confidently)

Another one
Ranbir: Boss number kam hain. Dimaag nahin.

Another one
Ranbir: “Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai…Main toh phir bhi Salesman hoon” (How true?)

Another one
Ranbir: Business is not a number, business is people…only people!
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Akash (Ranbir Kapoor) &  Kiara (Priyanka Chopra)

Priyanka: Mai apne kapade nahi utarungi. Main tumhari tarah shameless nahi hun…
Ranbir: Yahan 10 km tak kaun hai tumko dekhne wala. Mujhe tumhein waise dekhne mai koi interest nahi hai
Priyanka: aeee watch it aa?
Ranbir: Toh kya kahoon…mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mai bahoot interest hai but I m gonna control myself, happy?
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Rockstar

Janardan (Ranbir Kapoor) & Heer (Nargis Fakhri)

Ranbir Kapoor to Nargis Fakhri: Matalb mera matlab yeah nahin ki tu koi gandi badsoorat hai. Tu bahaut khubsoorat hai. Beautiful hai. Parr mujhe…
Nargis: Matalb toh tum piche kyun pade the mere?
Ranbir: Main naa…main naa…nahin bata sakta. Bahaut he pagalpan hai.
Nargis: Well pagalpan toh sabhi karte hain.
Ranbir: Haan, parr tere liye pagalpan hoga class bunk kar lena. Ya gol gappe kha lena itna kar ke sochti hogi, OMG aaj to bahut crazy kar liya maine!


Janardan proposes Heer
Ranbir: Heer, hi! Janardan JJ for short. Baat karni hai…(with lots of style & attitude)
Nargis: Kiss bare mein?
Ranbir: Actually tu naa badi cool lagati hai mujhe. Yeah kehna tha. Aur hot bhi kitni hai tu. Kamaal combo hai naa? Hot cool same time…






















Nargis: Anything else? (Getting irritated)
Ranbir: Haan, I love you. Girlfriend bann jaa meri. (Just note his voice tone here)
Nargis: Tumhein dikh raha hai, yeah log hass rahein hain tum parr?
Ranbir: Sirf tu dikh rahi hai mujhe.
Nargis: Main dikh rahi hoon…right? Toh gaur se dekho mujhe…bugger off. (Totally blown off)
Ranbir: Tu aur main rock karr deinge. Soch karr dekh?
Nargis: Hey are you stupid?
Ranbir: No, only crazy for you baby.
Nargis: Ok, enough. Just get lost for now.
Ranbir: Sure?
Nargis: Sure…I am…I am sure? Ek second sochne do mujhe…haan I m sure. You idiot niklo yahan se.
Ranbir: Tu mera dil todd rahi hai, Heer.
Nargis: Sunno tummmmm
Ranbir: JJ
Nargis: Doobra shakal matt dikhana. Samjhe tum?
Ranbir: Pucca, sure?
Nargis: Bugger off

Ranbir: Ok….ok
(Returns to canteen)

Ranbir: Itni si chatni mein do samose khaoon main? Aur lao.

KhatanaBhai: Mazak chal raha hai yahan parr?
Ranbir: Kya bataon kaissa laga mujhe jab ussne kaha burger off. Iska toh matlab bhi nai pata mujhe.
Khatana Bhai: Bahaut he halka adami hai tu. Chi chi chi. Abbe dil tota hota toh yahan baith ke samose kha raha hota? Chatani ki ladayaan karr raha hota? Halak se niwala nahin utarta haftonn takk. Shiddat honi chaye pyar mein. Dard hona chaheye. Yeah koi pyar vyar nai hai…dil ka tottna nai hai…cccha pann hai yeah. Drama hai.
Ranbir: Toh kya karoon main? Kaisse main…? (And finishes off his samosas) :):) :)

22 September, 2014

Pics Are Proof That Cats Are The Most Dramatic Pets Ever.

(GASP).


General Cats Patton reporting for duty


You guys! Lemme jus... Hey, you guys!


Help!!!


Stupid dog...stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.



I'm tired, I just want to...oo, banana!?


You no loves me no mores...?


Abort!! Abort!!


Yep, it's a tree, RUN!


Where are they all coming from!?


My stomach full.


Monster attack!!


Printers make me jumpy too...


Something smells goo-AH!


How badly you need to wash your clothes.


You guys? There's....something in the box.


I ain't afraid of no helico-HEY!



This smells kinda...Agh!


YOU recorded over my game.


My mom told me to stay away from dogs like you.

Breaks, breaks!


I'm the sickest... Soooooo sick.


There's another, younger, furrier, cat, isn't there...how could you?