Famous Ranbir Kapoor dialogues
Mahi (Minissha Lamba)
Gayatri (Deepika Padukone)
Radhika (Bipasha Basu)
Love Jab Hota Hai, Jisko Hota Hai, Duniya Badal Deta Hai!
Kismat achchhi ho toh tumhein woh pyar mil jata hai, ek hi shot mein…
Meri baat aur hai, main toh killer hun, mujhe yeah pyar teen baar mila!
Maahi Amritsar ki sabse romantic ladki, aur hum mile kahan? Do dilo ka mel, on you rail..
Radhika, Raanchi ki ek small town girl, aur meri living girl friend, cool hai na?
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Sidharth Mehra (Ranbir Kapoor ) & Konkana Sen Sharma (Aisha Banerjee) meet in a friend’s party for the very first time.
Konkana: Main tumhein koi galat rai nahin dena chahti
Sid: Haan magar idea toh tumhara he tha naa?
Konkana: I know but…main tumhein janti bhi nai hoon?
Sid: Jaanta toh main bhi nai tumhein?
Konkana: Yeah but listen…its not like that I am going to sleep with you?
Sid: Hoh maine kab kaha I want to sleep with you?
Sid: Haan magar idea toh tumhara he tha naa?
Konkana: I know but…main tumhein janti bhi nai hoon?
Sid: Jaanta toh main bhi nai tumhein?
Konkana: Yeah but listen…its not like that I am going to sleep with you?
Sid: Hoh maine kab kaha I want to sleep with you?
Konkana: Toh tum karte kya ho waisse?
Sid: Main apne Dad ke paisse karch karta hun. (Says it so innocently)
Konkana: College ke baad kya karoge?
Sid: Aaaaa college ke baad bhi main apne Dad ke paisse karch karoonga.
Sid: Main apne Dad ke paisse karch karta hun. (Says it so innocently)
Konkana: College ke baad kya karoge?
Sid: Aaaaa college ke baad bhi main apne Dad ke paisse karch karoonga.
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Premshankar ‘Prem’ S. Sharma (Ranbir Kapoor) & Jenny Pinto (Katrina Kaif) they cross ways accidently.
Ranbir: Prem Naam Hai Mera Prem Chopra…Prem Naam Hai Mera, Prem Chopra…Hehehe, aati kya Khandala?
Katrina: Ab uss kutte ke liye mujhe Khandala aana padega?
Ranbir: Kutta?
Ranbir: Is Bahane Hamari Dosti To Ho Gayi…
Katrina: Wo Kab Huyi…? Tum Bhi Mera Sath Doge…
Ranbir: Hamesha Jenny…No Complaints…No Demands.
Ranbir: Uncle, iss town ko happy rakhane ke liye hum ek chhota sa ‘Happy Club’ kholna
chahte hain. Aap humein do coffin ki jagah de dijiye, hum pancho zinda ussi mein adjust
kar leinge.
Ranbir: Challo khana khatein hain.
Friend: Paisse toh hai nahin?
Ranbir: Arey don’t worry free khayeinge.
Friend 2: Phirr se yahin?
Waiter: Arey aaj phir aa gaye?
Friend: Tameez se baat karo. President aye hain…
Waiter: Arey bol aisse rahe ho desh ke President aye hain?
Friend: Aye ho jayeinge ek din woh bhi ho jayeinge
Friend2: Baat karta hai?
Ranbir: Order le
Friend: Aye ho jayeinge ek din woh bhi ho jayeinge
Friend2: Baat karta hai?
Ranbir: Order le
Friend1: Chaar (4) tandoori chicken
Friend2: Do (2) bheja fry,
Friend3: Ek mutton gravvy
F4: Ek tangar kebab
Ranbir: Arey yaar phir wahi. Kitni baar kaha hai mere saath vegeterian khaya karo.Mujhe chicken aur mutton ki smell se ulti atti hai.
Ranbir: Arey yaar phir wahi. Kitni baar kaha hai mere saath vegeterian khaya karo.Mujhe chicken aur mutton ki smell se ulti atti hai.
Friend2: Mr. President majority non-veg. wallon ki hai
Ranbir: Khao paap lagega. Mere liye ek kadhai paneer aur ek daal fry.
Waiter: Nikaalo 1350 Rs.
Ranbir: Khao paap lagega. Mere liye ek kadhai paneer aur ek daal fry.
Waiter: Nikaalo 1350 Rs.
Ranbir & Friends: Kya khanne ke pehle paisse? Ye kahan ka rule hua bhai?
Ranbir’s Father: Badhiyaa rule hai…aap jaisse muft khoron ke liye banaya hai khaas.
Ranbir’s Father: Badhiyaa rule hai…aap jaisse muft khoron ke liye banaya hai khaas.
Ranbir: Kya hai papa aaj humari halat thodi tight hai…
Father: Papa bete ka rishta ghar mein…dhande mein nahin
Ranbir: Ok, Shivshankar!
Father: Papa bete ka rishta ghar mein…dhande mein nahin
Ranbir: Ok, Shivshankar!
Father: Besharam Baap ko naam se bullata hai?
Ranbir: Papa nai keah sakta. Naam nahin le sakta toh bolon kya?
Father: Tu kuch mat bol. Paisse nikaal.
Father: Tu kuch mat bol. Paisse nikaal.
Ranbir: David, chaabi la.
David: Lekin daddy?
Ranbir: Abbe tere Daddy mahaan insaan hain. Devata samaan hain.
Father: Haan haan main toh rakshas hun?
Ranbir: Aath (eight) lakh ki gaadi hai. Kal paisse deke gaadi leke jaoonga.
Father: (Takes the keys) Theek hai sab ko khaana do
Ranbir: Fresh haan. Kal ka bacha khucha nahin. Look kya de rahe ho? Khaana leke aao.
Ranbir: Fresh haan. Kal ka bacha khucha nahin. Look kya de rahe ho? Khaana leke aao.
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Harpreet Singh Bedi (Ranbir Kapor)
Ranbir: Hi, I am Harpret Singh Bedi. Good morning. Good morning. 38% in 10th. 38% in 12th. 39% in B.Com. This is Harpreet Singh Bedi (practicing for an interview while getting ready for the day )
Friend: Tu karega kya? (At a friend’s party)
Ranbir: S.A.L.E.S. (Proudly & confidently)
Ranbir: S.A.L.E.S. (Proudly & confidently)
Another one
Ranbir: Boss number kam hain. Dimaag nahin.
Another one
Ranbir: “Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai…Main toh phir bhi Salesman hoon” (How true?)
Another one
Ranbir: Business is not a number, business is people…only people!
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Akash (Ranbir Kapoor) & Kiara (Priyanka Chopra)
Priyanka: Mai apne kapade nahi utarungi. Main tumhari tarah shameless nahi hun…
Ranbir: Yahan 10 km tak kaun hai tumko dekhne wala. Mujhe tumhein waise dekhne mai koi interest nahi hai
Priyanka: aeee watch it aa?
Ranbir: Toh kya kahoon…mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mai bahoot interest hai but I m gonna control myself, happy?
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Rockstar
Janardan (Ranbir Kapoor) & Heer (Nargis Fakhri)
Ranbir Kapoor to Nargis Fakhri: Matalb mera matlab yeah nahin ki tu koi gandi badsoorat hai. Tu bahaut khubsoorat hai. Beautiful hai. Parr mujhe…
Nargis: Matalb toh tum piche kyun pade the mere?
Ranbir: Main naa…main naa…nahin bata sakta. Bahaut he pagalpan hai.
Nargis: Well pagalpan toh sabhi karte hain.
Ranbir: Haan, parr tere liye pagalpan hoga class bunk kar lena. Ya gol gappe kha lena itna kar ke sochti hogi, OMG aaj to bahut crazy kar liya maine!
Ranbir: Main naa…main naa…nahin bata sakta. Bahaut he pagalpan hai.
Nargis: Well pagalpan toh sabhi karte hain.
Ranbir: Haan, parr tere liye pagalpan hoga class bunk kar lena. Ya gol gappe kha lena itna kar ke sochti hogi, OMG aaj to bahut crazy kar liya maine!
Janardan proposes Heer
Ranbir: Heer, hi! Janardan JJ for short. Baat karni hai…(with lots of style & attitude)
Nargis: Kiss bare mein?
Ranbir: Actually tu naa badi cool lagati hai mujhe. Yeah kehna tha. Aur hot bhi kitni hai tu. Kamaal combo hai naa? Hot cool same time…
Nargis: Kiss bare mein?
Ranbir: Actually tu naa badi cool lagati hai mujhe. Yeah kehna tha. Aur hot bhi kitni hai tu. Kamaal combo hai naa? Hot cool same time…
Nargis: Anything else? (Getting irritated)
Ranbir: Haan, I love you. Girlfriend bann jaa meri. (Just note his voice tone here)
Nargis: Tumhein dikh raha hai, yeah log hass rahein hain tum parr?
Ranbir: Sirf tu dikh rahi hai mujhe.
Nargis: Main dikh rahi hoon…right? Toh gaur se dekho mujhe…bugger off. (Totally blown off)
Ranbir: Tu aur main rock karr deinge. Soch karr dekh?
Nargis: Hey are you stupid?
Ranbir: Haan, I love you. Girlfriend bann jaa meri. (Just note his voice tone here)
Nargis: Tumhein dikh raha hai, yeah log hass rahein hain tum parr?
Ranbir: Sirf tu dikh rahi hai mujhe.
Nargis: Main dikh rahi hoon…right? Toh gaur se dekho mujhe…bugger off. (Totally blown off)
Ranbir: Tu aur main rock karr deinge. Soch karr dekh?
Nargis: Hey are you stupid?
Ranbir: No, only crazy for you baby.
Nargis: Ok, enough. Just get lost for now.
Ranbir: Sure?
Nargis: Sure…I am…I am sure? Ek second sochne do mujhe…haan I m sure. You idiot niklo yahan se.
Ranbir: Tu mera dil todd rahi hai, Heer.
Nargis: Sunno tummmmm
Nargis: Ok, enough. Just get lost for now.
Ranbir: Sure?
Nargis: Sure…I am…I am sure? Ek second sochne do mujhe…haan I m sure. You idiot niklo yahan se.
Ranbir: Tu mera dil todd rahi hai, Heer.
Nargis: Sunno tummmmm
Ranbir: JJ
Nargis: Doobra shakal matt dikhana. Samjhe tum?
Ranbir: Pucca, sure?
Nargis: Bugger off
Nargis: Doobra shakal matt dikhana. Samjhe tum?
Ranbir: Pucca, sure?
Nargis: Bugger off
Ranbir: Ok….ok
(Returns to canteen)
Ranbir: Itni si chatni mein do samose khaoon main? Aur lao.
KhatanaBhai: Mazak chal raha hai yahan parr?
Ranbir: Kya bataon kaissa laga mujhe jab ussne kaha burger off. Iska toh matlab bhi nai pata mujhe.
Khatana Bhai: Bahaut he halka adami hai tu. Chi chi chi. Abbe dil tota hota toh yahan baith ke samose kha raha hota? Chatani ki ladayaan karr raha hota? Halak se niwala nahin utarta haftonn takk. Shiddat honi chaye pyar mein. Dard hona chaheye. Yeah koi pyar vyar nai hai…dil ka tottna nai hai…cccha pann hai yeah. Drama hai.
Khatana Bhai: Bahaut he halka adami hai tu. Chi chi chi. Abbe dil tota hota toh yahan baith ke samose kha raha hota? Chatani ki ladayaan karr raha hota? Halak se niwala nahin utarta haftonn takk. Shiddat honi chaye pyar mein. Dard hona chaheye. Yeah koi pyar vyar nai hai…dil ka tottna nai hai…cccha pann hai yeah. Drama hai.
Ranbir: Toh kya karoon main? Kaisse main…? (And finishes off his samosas) 
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